What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What table can you never sit at?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?