What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you get straight A's?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?