Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?