What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do mice need oiling?
How does a witch play loud music?