What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?