What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the friendliest national park?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?