What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What animals make the best baseball players?