Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
People are so hard on car mechanics.