If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?