What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How is cat food sold?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?