Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?