Why do bees gossip?
To hear the latest buzz.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?