How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?