Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?