When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What siblings are always sad?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
It's allergy season again?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?