Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do hurricanes see?