Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?