What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a priest's favorite food?