How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you organize a space party?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do T-Rexes shop?