What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are books always so angry?
It's Crowded!
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?