How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are billionaires such good parents?