I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you know bees have allergies?