How can you make 7 even?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?