Where do hamsters come from?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?