Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How does a barber get to work?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Can February March?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you make antifreeze?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?