What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do trees say when autumn comes?