When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?