Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What game do bats excel at?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why don't ants get sick?