Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?