Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?