Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?