What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the horse so happy?