What table can you never sit at?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does winter fat turn into?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
