Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How does a penguin build its house?