Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?