Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How did the toad die?