Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How can you make 7 even?