What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the color of the wind?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?