What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do bees get to school?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are frogs always happy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do cows make great bakers?