Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?