Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?