Why don't ants get sick?
I broke my finger!
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?