Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?