What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
