How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?