How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?