How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?