Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do ants go to eat?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?