What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What school subject really rocks?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?