Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?