What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What game do cows play at parties?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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Why are frogs always so happy?