What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?