Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
It's allergy season again?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How was the wedding?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How does cardboard get its workout in?