Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
How does a witch play loud music?
Where was Noah born?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a short cow?