What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?