What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?