What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?