Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which state has the best streets?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are stones so good at music?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the rug say to the floor?