What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?