What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What tree has the most bark?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the cow afraid?