How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What words make the best athletes?