Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?