What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are fish such good architects?
How are teens like cats?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What day do hands always go to church?