What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?