Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
I like telling Dad jokes.