What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do mice need oiling?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?