What's a duck's favorite ballet?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are cars magic?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What sport do horses love to play?