What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What fish sings the best?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do you drive a man crazy?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I used to be addicted to not showering.