What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?