What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the rug say to the floor?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the politest month?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?