What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What's the richest basketball team?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?