What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
When do mice play every day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What cartoon character loves insects?