What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?