What TV show is most popular at bars?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?